I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective
why commit to people when you can commit to dogs
why commit to people when you can commit murder
that is not exactly what i was going for friend
will and hannibal: a conversation
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
plot twist: hot people actually are interested in you
reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was head boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first.